The Fvneral games for Senator Dio Sabbathvs
The Prologue
And its a packed arena here today in Kourion. The crowd are enjoying the anticipation of the entertainments on offer as we celebrate the Funereal Games for Senator Dio Sabbathus, sadly passed, and we were treated to an early morning Rainbow in the Dark to mark his passing...
Honest Figulus is accepting bets. You have 50 Denarius and may spread your betting between the bouts. All bets are at 2:1 double your money. Honest Figulus won`t let you down. When the fun stops just bet more!
But in the Arena the Fun never stops...
Bout 1 Slaves vs Ostrich. 5 rounds to catch and kill. Hilarious fun
Bout 2 Slaves vs Rhino. 5 round match to kill the Rhino
Bout 3 Slave vs giraffe. 5 rounds catch and kill. Side-splitting humour.
Bout 4 Slaves vs Crocodile vs Lion. Bets accepted on the Crocodile or the Lion or if you feel lucky the slaves...
Bout 5 Slaves vs Thracian. Cassius the Nubian returns to the arena.
Bout 6 Two Dwarf Secutors against the Giant Thracian Galba. Little against large. The fun never ends!
Bout 7 The Classic, Secutor vs Retarius. For serious sports fans.
Bout 8 The Second Classic match Secutor Venutius of Gaul vs the Retarius Juba the Nubian. Both veterans.
Bout 9. The Primus... A battle of the Titan Murmillos
Ossius of the Black Feathers vs Gillanus the Villainous.
The Betting with Honest Figulus so far:
Bout 2: 5 on the Rhino
Bout 4: 5 on the Lion
Bout 5 10 on Cassius the Nubian
Bout 6: 10 on the Dwarves 10 on the Giant
Bout 7: 15 on the Secutor to win. 15 on the Retarius
Bout 8: 15 on Jube the Nube to win. 15 + 5 on Venutius.
Bout 9: 20 on Gillanus to win. 20 +5 on Ozzius.
The Oakenshield bet:
Bout 2: 5 on the Rhino
Bout 5 10 on Cassius the Nubian
Bout 6: 10 on the Giant
Bout 7 15 on the Retarius
Bout 8 5 on Venutius
Bout 9 5 on Ozzius
Bout One
Honest Figulus does some fast taking, we used the wrong guy, didn`t realise it had to be Venutius, even though I have a figure marked Venutius for goodness sake! Quntus wins 30 on Juba, Proximo has 15 returned Brutus has 5 returned...
Ouch.
And finally a last word from the Great man we are here to honour, Senator Dio...
Oh they say that it's over
And it just had to be
Ooh they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea, oh Woah!
And its a packed arena here today in Kourion. The crowd are enjoying the anticipation of the entertainments on offer as we celebrate the Funereal Games for Senator Dio Sabbathus, sadly passed, and we were treated to an early morning Rainbow in the Dark to mark his passing...
Honest Figulus is accepting bets. You have 50 Denarius and may spread your betting between the bouts. All bets are at 2:1 double your money. Honest Figulus won`t let you down. When the fun stops just bet more!
But in the Arena the Fun never stops...
Bout 1 Slaves vs Ostrich. 5 rounds to catch and kill. Hilarious fun
Bout 2 Slaves vs Rhino. 5 round match to kill the Rhino
Bout 3 Slave vs giraffe. 5 rounds catch and kill. Side-splitting humour.
Bout 4 Slaves vs Crocodile vs Lion. Bets accepted on the Crocodile or the Lion or if you feel lucky the slaves...
Bout 5 Slaves vs Thracian. Cassius the Nubian returns to the arena.
Bout 6 Two Dwarf Secutors against the Giant Thracian Galba. Little against large. The fun never ends!
Bout 7 The Classic, Secutor vs Retarius. For serious sports fans.
Bout 8 The Second Classic match Secutor Venutius of Gaul vs the Retarius Juba the Nubian. Both veterans.
Bout 9. The Primus... A battle of the Titan Murmillos
Ossius of the Black Feathers vs Gillanus the Villainous.
The Betting with Honest Figulus so far:
Bout 2: 5 on the Rhino
Bout 4: 5 on the Lion
Bout 5 10 on Cassius the Nubian
Bout 6: 10 on the Dwarves 10 on the Giant
Bout 7: 15 on the Secutor to win. 15 on the Retarius
Bout 8: 15 on Jube the Nube to win. 15 + 5 on Venutius.
Bout 9: 20 on Gillanus to win. 20 +5 on Ozzius.
The Oakenshield bet:
Bout 2: 5 on the Rhino
Bout 5 10 on Cassius the Nubian
Bout 6: 10 on the Giant
Bout 7 15 on the Retarius
Bout 8 5 on Venutius
Bout 9 5 on Ozzius
Bout One
The Oakenshield win 10 coins
Honest Figulus does some fast taking, we used the wrong guy, didn`t realise it had to be Venutius, even though I have a figure marked Venutius for goodness sake! Quntus wins 30 on Juba, Proximo has 15 returned Brutus has 5 returned...
Ouch.
Bout Two Brutus 10 on the Rhino
Bout Four Proximo 10 Brutus 10 on the Lion
Bout Five Brutus 20 on Cassius the Nubian
Bout Six Brutus wins 20 coin on the Giant
Bout Seven 30 to the Oakenshield as their own Retarius wins
Bout Eight 30 to Quintus as Juba Wins. 15 Coins returned to Proximo and 5 to Brutus.
Bout Nine 10 to Brutus 30 to Proximo.
And finally a last word from the Great man we are here to honour, Senator Dio...
Oh they say that it's over
And it just had to be
Ooh they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea, oh Woah!
Bout 4 Slaves vs Crocodile vs Lion. Bets accepted on the Crocodile or the Lion or if you feel lucky the slaves...
ReplyDelete5 Denarii on the Lion - after all no-one can Kill the King
Bout 6 Two Dwarf Secutors against the Giant Thracian Galba. Little against large. The fun never ends!
10 Denarii on the Dwarves - always go for numbers I say, after all The Mob Rules
Bout 8 The Second Classic match Secutor Venutius of Gaul vs the Retarius Juba the Nubian. Both veterans.
15 Denarii on Venutius (Mrs Proximo fancies Juba but then the lady's Starstruck)
Bout 9. The Primus... A battle of the Titan Murmillos Ossius of the Black Feathers vs Gillanus the Villainous.
20 Denarii on Ozzius. Always bet on a man in feathers. That Gillanus is a mere nothing by comparison - Zero the Hero they call him. I just hope I'm not wasting my money - or am I being Paranoid?
The Betting with Honest Figulus so far:
ReplyDeleteBout 4: 5 on the Lion
Bout 6: 10 on the Dwarves
Bout 7: 15 on the Secutor to win.
Bout 8: 15 on Jube the Nube to win. 15 on Venutius.
Bout 9: 20 on Gillanus to win. 20 on Ozzius.
Updated with the first three bouts. All hail the mighty Rhino.
ReplyDeleteAlas the Gaming commission have decreed against Honest Figulus, and he has fled to Pafos to escape justice.
ReplyDeleteThe substitution of a Nubian for the Gaul, Venutius, was too much for the crowd. He may claim an honest mistake but the dude was black for goodness sake.
Equally damning was that win for Cassius over those two Noxii. Both were obviously low in vitality having been softened up before the bout.
As for that last bout, Figulus can only plead the dice. I wanted a great toe to toe combat, and what I got was an immediate killing blow! Frustrating but that was the dice.
If the assassin Josephus Pescius catches up with Figulus he will find Raymondus Liottus and Paulus Sorvinus as his bodyguards. Both good fellas.
Uriah