The Festival of Diana
Greetings and felicitations, and welcome back to the Ludus Scutum Quercu, and Dubious, the camp slave, your guide! Oh Missus! Stop messing about... Suit yourselves. .. The Prologue Once again Senator Ludicrous Pompous has sponsored a festival, this time to Diana of the hunt. Female gladiators dressed as the goddess will fight dwarves for public entertainment. Also beasts. Roman culture eh? The Ludus Fartakiss and it's it's second rate collection of has-beens is providing the ladies, Biggus Brutus the dwarves. And Pafos has a new arena, a resplendent A2 print, easy to store, with a great look to it. Now on with the Games... The opening fight. Retarius vs Thracian. Fork boy is caught and put down by the Thracian. The crowd is impressed. And next the beasts. Mavis the Amazon Queen struggles to kill a very stubborn giraffe. The crowd is unimpressed. The Mighty Rhino is more competitive. Two Diana impersonators see it off, bu...