The Regional bouts
Settle down, no Missus, whaaaat? Hands to yourself. Honestly... Greetings and felicitations, allow me to introduce myself, Dubious slave to Ludus owner Biggus Brutus and first class gossip on the doings of the Quercu Ludus to enlighten you on the Regional contest. The Boss has recruited more gladiators. Ozzy, his Primus, is getting on a bit and as a backup we traded favours to recruit Lemmy, bit of a headbanger, and Dio, bit of a screamer. The regionals will see us pitted against local Ludus, including that of Dodgius Whitmorus and Quilpius Asthmaticus. The Prologue Once again Senator Dubious Figulous is promoting the games. Word has it that he holds a majority share in the Ludus, and is the primary backer. He certainly favours mistress Lascivia, my masters wife. These are the Regionals, and all of Ostia is abuzz at the return of the Ludus from our tour of Cyprus. The matches Match 1 Fish vs the Bear Fish is obviously a Myrmyllo Match 2 BonJovi ...